"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)
(Source: princessariel2323, via tanisha41)
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
"A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it."
- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man